7 Things Every Knife Person Does to Celebrate ‘National Knife Day’

#1. Blow off work to binge watch nutnfancy YouTube videos.

#2. When a loved one points out how sharp your knife is, you say: “the most dangerous knife is a dull knife” even if you’re not really sure if that’s true.

#3. Tell your non-knife friends all about what the mail man delivered last week.

#4. Change your pocket clip orientation.

#5. Create a new BladeForums account just to start a ‘What’s the best knife under $100?’ thread.

#6. Go to BladeHQ.com and buy a knife [sponsored]. It’s National Knife Day!

#7. Cut stuff.